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13 Types of Ridiculous Female Armor in MMORPGs

Date: Jun 04 2013 22:52:22 Source: Repair Her Armor Tumblr Views:
KeyWord: Armor, Female Armor, Ridiculous Female Armor, MMORPGS, Funny Female Armors

Nowadays, in most MMORPGs, we can see female characters dressed in the absurdly skimpy armors. We can't even image how these armors can defense the attack from enemy. The Repair Her Armor Tumblr recently put together a list of thirteen types of ridiculous female armor you come to expect in MMORPGs—the commentary being less serious than it is for fun.

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you're lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

2. The Lingerie "Armor". There's absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in bed battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we're all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she's clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn't need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you'd LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female "robe" costume, but hey, robes doesn't show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn't want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

9. Nature Thing Something. If you're not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely exposed free! I didn't even bother with this one, but clearly they don't even do that in games either. But since you're not human, it's totally okay!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

10. This is best known as "Just In Case You Forgot". Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don't have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don't forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn't be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

12. The Creative Healer! She isn't supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn't even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that's why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn't want you to forget you have legs, after all!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don't forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

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